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PostPosted: 16.11.2007 23:05    Post subject: Reply with quote

wazzup si cu mai cine facea? :D:D Death iti zice ceva? :-D :-D :lol:
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PostPosted: 16.11.2007 23:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

da =)) tu esti death nu=))
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PostPosted: 16.11.2007 23:13    Post subject: Reply with quote

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da =)) tu esti death nu=))


:lol: :lol: in persoana
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PostPosted: 16.11.2007 23:20    Post subject: Reply with quote

am citit cam aporape toate posturile voastre :P
oricum eu sunt pe forumu vostr u cam mereu cand ma joc mu sunt si pe forum asa sa mai rad si eu :D
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PostPosted: 17.11.2007 15:52    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funky wrote:
Rivaul wrote:
da =)) tu esti death nu=))


:lol: :lol: in persoana



hai Funky(death)baga si tu ceva bancuri dic ala.. :lol: :-D :-D
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PostPosted: 17.11.2007 16:53    Post subject: Reply with quote

devi prea popular man si nu ne comvine=))
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PostPosted: 17.11.2007 17:10    Post subject: Reply with quote

mda ......lasa sa devin

in seara asta voi mai pune o succesiune de bancuri:D:D
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PostPosted: 17.11.2007 17:29    Post subject: Reply with quote

da pune delea cand moare pufulete sau se spanzura ca o are prea mica=))
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PostPosted: 17.11.2007 18:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rivaul wrote:
da pune delea cand moare pufulete sau se spanzura ca o are prea mica=))

Smile)) lol vreua bancuri cu pufu ca fac urat:D
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PostPosted: 17.11.2007 18:46    Post subject: Reply with quote

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da pune delea cand moare pufulete sau se spanzura ca o are prea mica=))

Smile)) lol vreua bancuri cu pufu ca fac urat:D

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ma gandeam k trebe sa apari tu:D pun acuma
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PostPosted: 17.11.2007 18:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

-Pufulete se duce in piata sa cumpere un papagal...
-La prima taraba,Pufulete il intreaba pe vanzator:cu cat dai papagalu`?
-(vanzat.)Cu 15.000.000
-(Pufu)Da ce face asta de e asa scump?
-Pai canta,vorbeste..face ce vrei...!
-Pufulete pleaca mai departe...la urmatoarea taraba...
-Cu cat dai papagalu` asta?
-Cu 500.000
-Da ce face asta de e asa scump?
-Pai,canta,vorbeste,face ce vrei tu!
-Pufulete se supara..si merge mai departe...
-Ajunge la un amarat...
-Cu cat dai papagalu` asta
-Cu 10 lei...
-Cum ce 10 lei...poate lei noi...!?
-Nu..d-aia vechi...
-Pai ce face asta...?
-Domnule...i-al..da vezi k asta iti bea tot ce prinde prin casa!
-Hai da-l incoace ca am eu grija de el!
-Pufulete ajunge acasa cu papagalu`..si ii zice..ba papagalule..vezi ca in debara am o damigeana cu vin si in bucatarie un butoi cu tuica...daca le gasesc goale cand ma intorc..iti rup penele si te dau afara in frig..(era iarna)..
-Pleaca Pufulete la sala..iar cand se intoarce vroia sa traga o dushca de tzuik si se uita in bucatarie..butoiu` gol..se duce in debara..damigeana goala..se duce nervos la papagal..la care papagalu` ii zice...
-Hac !!!...da-le-n colo de pene..!!!
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PostPosted: 17.11.2007 18:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

La ora de istorie la lucrare se cere sa se numeasca unsprezece mari persona-
litati. La sfirsitul orei profesoara:

- Pufulete, du ce nu ai predat inca lucrarea?

- Doamna profesoara, nu stiu pe cine sa pun pe post de mijlocas central...
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PostPosted: 17.11.2007 18:57    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pufulete statea linistit in fotoliu bea o bere si se uita la meci.Vine nevastasa nervoasa si ii trage o tigaie in cap.
-Ce ai nevasta ai innebunit?
-Ce este cu biletul asta in buzunarul tau(Laura 0799221545-nr e pus la vrajeala)
-E numele si numarul calului pe cere am pariat!
Dupa 10 min nevasta il pocneste iarasi cu tigaia in cap.
-Ce ai nevasta ce s-a mai intamplat??
-TE-A SUNAT CALUL!!!
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PostPosted: 17.11.2007 18:59    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pufulete asista la un concurs de atletism.
- Tata, astia care alearga, o sa ia toti premii?
- Numai primul dintre ei, fiule.
- Atunci ceilalti de ce mai alearga?

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PostPosted: 17.11.2007 19:43    Post subject: Reply with quote

Smile)) :lol: :lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: 17.11.2007 21:43    Post subject: Reply with quote

deci daca va mai luati de bancurile cu pufulete va musc X( astea sunt cele mai comice lucruri care mi sau itnampat vreodata keep up the good work pufu :D
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PostPosted: 17.11.2007 21:52    Post subject: Reply with quote

ma va plac nu va plac, la cel mai bun prieten al meu de pe server ii plac asa k no comment:p
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PostPosted: 18.11.2007 08:03    Post subject: Reply with quote

ios din generatia mcdonalds MIc si rau 8-)
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PostPosted: 18.11.2007 11:36    Post subject: Reply with quote

ma aici se discuta altceva decat titlul topicului vb pe mess sau faceti alt topic puneti posturi aiurea dic ma......
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PostPosted: 18.11.2007 14:32    Post subject: Reply with quote

facetiva ma in alta parte topic doamne ...
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PostPosted: 18.11.2007 17:32    Post subject: Reply with quote

daca mai vad k deviati de la subiect luati 5 zile automat ban pe forum :-/
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PostPosted: 18.11.2007 18:45    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pufulete si gajiksa sub masina; vine mama lu' Pufu si
intreaba:
Ce faci acolo ma Pufulete?
-Pompez ulei
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PostPosted: 18.11.2007 18:46    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mama lui Pufulete ii verifica adesea temele lui Pufulete.
Dar intr-o zi la matematica gasi o pagina
libera.
- Dar, n-ai scris nimic pe aceasta pagina!
- Mama, aceasta pagina este de calcul cu mintea!
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PostPosted: 18.11.2007 18:49    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 18.11.2007 18:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

crazzy wrote:
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:beer: :beer: :beer2: :beer2: <img src=" border="0" /> <img src=" border="0" /> :pepsi:

Ne rupem pe seara:)) ne imbatam:D
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PostPosted: 18.11.2007 18:55    Post subject: Reply with quote

Din buletinul lui Pufulete reiesea:
Numele:
- Pufulete.
Prenumele:
- Alex.
Sexul:
- Mic.
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PostPosted: 19.11.2007 22:40    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pufuleteo surprinde pe maica-sa goala in fata oglinzii, mangaindu-se pe tot corpul si spunandu-si:
- Vreau un barbat! Vreau un barbat!
A doua zi, venind mai devreme de la scoala o surprinde din nou in pat cu un barbat.
Vazand aceasta, se duce la el in camera, se dezbraca, se aseaza in fata oglizii si incepe sa se mangaie spunandu-si:
- Vreau o bicicleta! Vreau o bicicleta!...
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PostPosted: 19.11.2007 22:44    Post subject: Reply with quote

întâia zi de scoala dupa vacanta de vara.D-na profesoara incepe ora cu o intrebare:Cine a scris cea mai lunga compunere?
-Devil-2pagini
Stai jos
-Crazzy-5pag
jos
-Guard-15pag
Vai, foarte bine!
-Rivaul-30 de pagini
Vai de mine,
mai este cineva?
-Da,eu,spune Pufulete
-Cate pagini,Pufulete,are compunerea ta?
-50, d-na profesoara
-Da, bun!
Sa auzim inceputul...
Pufulete:un calaret pleaca la Ierusalem.
O, foarte bine Pufulete,foarte interesant
Dar hai sa auzim sfarsitul...
Pufulete:Un calaret vine de la Ierusalem
OOHHH,foarte interesant,Pufu
Dar hai sa auzim si cuprinsul
Pufulete:tagadam-tagadam,tagadam-tagadam...
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PostPosted: 19.11.2007 22:50    Post subject: Reply with quote

acuma va pune prietenul meu radu un banc ce mi la zis p mess :lol:

il va lansa aici haide punel :-D
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PostPosted: 20.11.2007 11:30    Post subject: Reply with quote

hai ca o fost fain bancu asta :lol:
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